There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive.
Nothing happens unless first we dream.
In God we trust. All others must pay cash.
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Guns don't kill people, but make it really easy.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
The more you say, the less people remember.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Never hit a man with glasses! Use your fist.
I can't remember the last time I forgot something.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.